Thursday, March 9, 2017

#1804: Steve G. Jones

Ellen Grace Jones is British, but so wonderfully ineptly insane that we can’t help mentioning her. The far less interesting Ernest Jones deserves an honorable mention for this one, though we cannot be bothered to give him a separate entry; creationist lunatic Stephen E. Jones, meanwhile, is not American either.

But Steve G. Jones is, and he is as far out there as they get – unless he knows exactly what he’s doing, which we aren’t completely going to rule out. Jones is a hypnotherapist who is behind numerous recordings and publications about hypnosis and self-awareness and – wait for it – the law of attraction, and it is hard to imagine grownups promoting the law of attraction (with any measurable success) without knowing precisely what they are doing. Jones’s background is in education, which is not a relevant field to what he is marketing but certainly relevant to promoting them effectively to appropriate audiences.

According to Jones the hypnotherapy process is a tool to inspire the subconscious self to create a positive result, which is … not how it works. He also points out to his audiences that “[t]he conscious mind tends to be skeptical and often second-guesses the suggestions,” which is, I guess, somewhat telling: To make the law of attraction work for you, you need to override any reasons or counterevidence you may be conscious of. Thinking, especially critical thinking, has a tendency to fool you into not blindly trusting Jones’s advice.

His most significant contribution is perhaps the book You Can Attract It, co-authored with Frank Mangano, whom we have encountered before, but the title of his book Total Money Magnetism: The Neuroscience of Success is possibly even more telling if you wondered what kind of person we’re dealing with here (no, Jones is not a neuroscientist by a long shot). Apparently (according to a “review” by one Johnny Latournee), the “device of Total Money Magnetism was created so that it gets rid of all the negative beliefs and thoughts from your mind and reprograms it right into a mind of wealth and success,” and it “handles the Law of self, Manifestation and Attraction-improvement.” Jones also sells you “weight loss hypnosis,” and hypnotic treatments targeted at virtually any lifestyle or health-related desire you can dream of. And a “zodiac hypnosis collection,” which combines hypnosis with astrology. And all his hypnosis is all “natural”. Wait … Jones even sells you “natural penis enlargement” … by self-hypnosis. Come on.

He has apparently made numerous TV appearances, and is a featured expert (that would be “expert”) on TruTV’s Door to the Dead.


Diagnosis: This is spam. Well, I guess it is possible that it is all an elaborate, cynical and unfunny joke. Still. Spam. 

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

#1803: Art Jones

Arthur Jones was a 2012 Republican primary candidate for Illinois’ 3rd Congressional District. He also has a story of organizing family-friendly, neo-Nazi events around Adolf Hitler’s birthday – and he is a committed Holocaust denialist: “As far as I’m concerned, the Holocaust is nothing more than an international extortion racket by the Jews,” Jones said. “It’s the blackest lie in history. Millions of dollars are being made by Jews telling this tale of woe and misfortune in books, movies, plays and TV.” His remark “the more survivors, the more lies that are told,” though, makes it sound like the problem, for Jones, is the survivors.

He ran again in 2016, but this time as an Independent – primarily on an anti-immigration platform, though he took a firm stance against marriage equality as well; apparently homosexuals (“the lying Pink Crusader Rabbits”) are in a conspiracy that “seek[s] to uproot, and overthrow all the moral teachings of the Christian religion on which all of our laws are based.” He was also pushing something he called the “Neighbourhood Amendment”, which apparently sought to let citizens who decided to keep their neighbourhoods clean, white and Christian would have the legal means to do so (apparently the government is involved in a conspiracy to ensure that neighbourhoods are diversified as a step in their pro-gay, anti-Christian agenda). Oh, and he was still pushing Holocaust denialism – “the Holocaust is pure Kosher bolongna [sic],” complete with random capitalization and underlinings – and various other anti-semitic conspiracies: apparently kosher food is a nefarious ploy by Rabbis to tax non-Jewish consumers and use the money to fund abortions, gay marriage and illegal immigrants.


Diagnosis: Unsavory fringe loon, but he is not alone in his delusions.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

#1802: Wayne Jonas

Wayne B. Jonas is a family physician and one of the most influential, powerful and dangerous promoters of quackery and woo in the US, partly because he undeniably has his credentials in order and often manages to play the role of an apparently serious researcher (despite publishing in pseudo-journals like The Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine; e.g. the one discussed here). He is the current president and CEO of the Samueli Institute, one of the foremost proponents of integrating fake medicine into medicine, and which focuses on “research” into the efficacy of alternative medicine – or altmed apologetics – such as the effects of prayer on treating disease, use of homeopathy to fight bioterrorism, use of magnetic healing devices on orthopedic injuries and a lot of acupuncture pseudoscience. According to Jonas “there is a good case for looking at these things scientifically, because we don’t know a lot about them,” which is actually untrue since we do know lots about most of them (and Jonas has been involved in demonstrating that they probably don’t work, but seems to refuse to admit that this is actually the result), and for others there is a combination of limited resources and low prior plausibility that makes putting resources into conducting well-designed and expensive trials a waste (though Jonas seems willing to compromise on “well-designed” if that makes it more likely to get the results he wants, which it does). Indeed, in a letter to the Lancet Jonas argues that further studies of homeopathy is a good idea while admitting that “we agree that homoeopathy is highly implausible and that the evidence from placebo-controlled trials is not robust.” Look: you can’t have it both ways, Jonas: if the treatment is highly implausible and has no evidence to support it (but ample evidence that it does not work), then we don’t have good reason to throw further millions into researching it. The Samueli Institute received over $31 million in taxpayer funds from the Department of Defense and over $43 million in taxpayer dollars altogether between 2003 and 2013 to produce nothing but obfuscation.

Jonas is also professor of family medicine at Georgetown University, and from 1995 to 1998 director of the Office of Alternative Medicine (OAM, since renamed the National Center for Complementary and Integrative Health).

Jonas has, in fact, long been a defender of homeopathy, which stands to reality and science roughly as young-earth creationism does. As director of OAM, Jonas said that “[j]ust as the discovery of infectious agents revolutionized our ability to care for many diseases at the turn of the century, the discovery of what happens when a homeopathic preparation is made and how it impacts the body might revolutionize our understanding of chemistry, biology and medicine,” which really is the hallmark of tooth-fairy science: Trying to nvestigate how something works without having established that it in fact works. Indeed, since homeopathy doesn’t work, Jonas attitude is best characterized as denialism (peppered with allusions to the Galileo gambit).

Jonas has himself written books on homeopathy (Healing With Homeopathy: The Complete Guide and Healing With Homeopathy: The Doctor’s Guide) in which he expresses certainty about its effectiveness but openness to the mechanism (he admits that it might be placebo, but in the mythical energy sense of not-really-placebo that altmed promoters sometimes invoke; besides, he doesn’t really believe its placebo). The pattern of nonexistent molecules “must be stored in some way in the diluted water/alcohol mixture,” wrote Jonas (i.e. water memory, and suggested that occult energies, imaginary “biophotons” or New Age quantum effects could be involved. He is, however, frustrated with the research being done into homeopathy, since it rather clearly suggests that it doesn’t work, and has accordingly suggested that validating homeopathy “may require special pleading a theory that incorporates subjective variables,” which in practice means the ability to influence the effects of a remedy by intentions, i.e. psychic powers. In fact, Jonas is also on the Scientific Advisory Committee of the Institute for Noetic Sciences, where he “envisions the development of protocols using gene-array procedures to examine possible genetic expression arising from CAM signals in distant healing;” Jonas thinks that “bodily parts [can] communicate over long distances almost instantaneously” by means of “nonlocal characteristics in the biological process, with widely separated parts interacting in ways that don't have obvious physical carriers.” He believes this because he needs it for getting other things he wants to believe to come out possibly true, not because there is a shred of evidence suggesting that it is, in fact, true.

Jonas is apparently a regular on government-agency organized panels and workshops on altmed regulations, such as the FTC workshop on homeopathy in 2015 (one wonders whether the FTC’s regulation updates in 2017 were to his likings), and numerous other panels and review boards, such as the Consortium of Academic Health Centers for Integrative Medicine’s joke of a scientific review board. It is no surprise, though, that Jonas has himself become the target of more unhinged snakeoil salesmen like Timothy Gorski.

Here is a report on a testimony Jonas gave to the Senate Committee on Veterans’ Affairs, where he argued in favor of making government pay for offering quackery to veterans (Jonas has been among the most vocal proponents of pushing snake oil on military veterans). It is … telling (yes, it’s grand claims and some metaphors supported by some amazing examples of tooth-fairy science but no evidence for efficacy of the altmed treatments in question whatsoever). Meanwhile, Jonas continues to churn out meaningless papers completely failing to show the efficacy of homeopathy while loudly claiming otherwise.


Diagnosis: Ultimately, the distinction between being wrong and being a loon will be rather blurry, and Jonas might immediately appear to be intelligent, honest and serious but mistaken. But really: He’s been pushing the same sort of tooth-fairy science based on the same thoroughly falsified assumptions for decades, all the while refusing to revise those assumptions. That’s the hallmark of a pseudoscientist. Still, Jonas continues to be frighteningly influential.

Friday, March 3, 2017

#1801: Tyler Johnson

The documentary
Apparently Timothy Johnson just passed away, but perhaps he was morally reprehensible more than crazy in any case. Perhaps that applies to Tyler Johnson as well? Tyler Johnson runs a ministry called the Dead Raising Team and claims to have brought 11 people back to life. He even claims to have persuaded the authorities in his state to issue him with an official photocard which lets him through police lines at car accident sites. He also plays a prominent role in the “documentary” Deadraisers, which follows enthusiasts as they trail round hospitals and mortuaries trying to bring people back to life with prayer. It is probably needless to say that they fail.

Nor is Johnson willing to produce much by way of, you know, what most people would consider evidence for his claim. What he does offer in terms of evidence for raising people from the dead has thus far at least failed to convince many beyond a tight group of ragingly lunatic fans (the case of the heart surgeon who brought a heart attack patient back from the dead with prayer apparently also involved a defibrillator, for instance). But of course the target religious extremists don’t apply ungodly standards of evidence in any case.


Diagnosis: If Johnson believes what he says he believes, he’s among the craziest loons we’ve thus far covered. We’re in the end not entirely convinced, though. In any case, his influence is negligible, but that people can walk around life with delusions like this is rather disturbing.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

#1800: Sonnie Johnson

Sonnie Johnson is a Breitbart News author and Tea Party Patriot, the kind of person who argues (well, insists) that Obama is a Marxist who may or may not believe in God, but definitely thinks that “God must be dethroned.” It would be interesting (not really) to see how she defines “Marxism”: “Karl Marx had two main goals: to destroy capitalism and to dethrone God,” says Johnson. Not … quite. But you see why Obama is committed to dethroning God, right? “So when you hear the leader of progressivism, aka American Marxism, say that you are doing ‘God’s work,’ understand he means it. He means you’re taking over God’s work. God must be dethroned.” That’s all the subtlety and nuance her fans would ever ask for.

Moreover, if Obama and his ilk are claiming to do God’s work, it’s pretty easy to see that they are lying: “why are the Ten Commandments not allowed in the social services building?” And “why is there even a question if Little Sisters of the Poor have to pay for abortion?” (which I don’t think was an issue that was ever on the table). And not the least: “do we have to ask him [i.e. God] where he stands on marriage?

Johnson is currently affiliated with Blacks for Donald Trump (“we want greatness; we do not want free sh*t”), and seems to still claim that the media “dramatically underestimate[s] Trump’s support among black voters,” cause that’s the evidence she receives when she goes on social media.

Oh, and she’s a creationist. According to Johnson, there are two stories about the creation of the world: evolution or God; and she chooses God, not science, which she – of course – equates with atheism.


Diagnosis: Yes, she has readers. But at least she helpfully illustrates how some of these nutters are approaching the world: everything she doesn’t like is one: atheism, social justice, liberalism, Marxism, blasphemy. Ultimately, she really doesn’t like distinctions, does she?