A.k.a. “The
Drugless Doctor”
Bob DeMaria
is a chiropractor marketing himself as “the
Drugless Doctor”. DeMaria is not a medical doctor, however. That doesn’t
prevent him from having views – silly views – on all sorts of medical topics,
like vaccines. DeMaria thinks that natural immunity is better than “vaccine-induced”
immunity, and he believes that there is a link between vaccinations and autism
(there isn’t), presumably because vaccines, as
DeMaria sees it, contains elemental mercury (they don’t, of course). Or to use DeMaria’s
own formulation: “In the human body, when we have vaccines, or when we have
antibodies that are made, it is made in our body to fight an organism and it’s
permanent. When they vaccinate a human being today, they use particles and the
real issue is what are they using as the base, part of this whole agar and all
this growing substance, which is mercury and egg whites and all that, and
aluminium, that can be quite toxic to the system.” No, Bob DeMaria doesn’t have the
faintest clue about what he is talking about. Fortunately for him, and
unfortunately for humanity, neither do many of the people who cross his path.
DeMaria
also thinks that girls who have the HPV vaccine become dirty sluts and that Coeliac
disease is caused by vaccinations affecting glands in your neck (coeliac
disease is of course an autoimmune disorder of the small intestine).
So what are
his qualifications? DeMaria – or “Robert F. DeMaria DC, DABCO, FASBE, NHD” – can boast doctorates! One in “natural health” from Clayton College of Natural
Health, an unaccredited diploma mill that has also sold diplomas to
people like Gillian McKeith and Robert Young, and one in Chiropractic from the National University of
Health Science (NUHS), an alternative medicine school. As a NUHS graduate, DeMaria
subscribes to the idea, invented by the founder of chiropractic, D.D. Palmer,
that subluxation is the sole cause of all disease, an idea Palmer claimed to have learned from a deceased physician in a séance, which still today remains the
idea’s sole evidence-base and embodies its complete relationship with reality.
As DeMaria sees it, God gave Adam the ability to heal himself, and that is an
ability we have all inherited as his descendants – we just have to ensure that
a chiropractic (him) clicks our backs into place, and then God’s breath will take
care of everything else.
Most of
all, though, DeMaria is “the Drugless doctor”, and he has plenty of promotional
materials about why he “became drugless” and has been practicing
drugless “for nearly 30 years,” Of course, since DeMaria is a
chiropractor with diplomas from diploma mills and not a medical doctor, DeMaria
has never had the authority to prescribe drugs in the first place, and
his whole schtick is really an attempt to muddy the waters about his
credentials to attract potential victims. Of course, he does push plenty
of useless dietary supplements, and if they did work, which he
claims they do (they don’t), it is unclear how he could market himself as
“drugless”; DeMaria doesn’t even attempt to square that circle, insofar as his
followers don’t seem not to notice.
Apparently,
his daughter-in-law, Casen DeMaria, is also currently a Drugless Doctor and
starring in youtube videos that give people health information like “lungs
are important for breathing” and falsely claim that chiropractic adjustment
can help with allergies and asthma and that thermography is effective in
screening for breast cancer (it really, really isn’t).
DeMaria has
views about other health-related issues, too. Indeed, in his youtube series
“Ask Dr. Bob” on YouTube’s worst channel for health-related misinformation, iHealthTube
, DiMaria answers questions from fans on a range of topics, and consistenly
ends up recommending using products that –
remarkably enough – are sold on his website. You can for instance use his
product chlorella to protect yourself from the radioactivity of the
radioactive clouds that the American government are secretly releasing into the
environment to prevent rain. He also claims, without evidence,
that GMOs are harmful and must be avoided
because why not when your whole business model is based on being completely
disentangled from reality anyways.
ADHD
misinformation
A common
topic in DeMaria’s videos is ADHD. DeMaria has many inaccurate and potentially dangerous ideas about ADHD and potential
(alternative) “treatments” for ADHD, trying to sell struggling parents supplements
that have been shown not to work as well as restrictive diets that have been shown
not to provide any benefit for the symptoms of ADHD.
According to DeMaria, “docosahexaenoic acid (DHA)
bathes the brain, and gives the brain information that just helps the brain
function optimally” (which is entirely inaccurate, of course) but certain
foods “sabotage” DHA somehow and that’s the cause of more or less every
mental problem. So, DeMaria recommends various dietary restrictions based on
gut feeling, thin air, and supplements he happens to sell, including DHA
supplements in the form of fish oil, which demonstrably do not work to alleviate ADHD symptoms. In
another video entitled “Causes of ADD and ADHD Your Doctor Doesn’t Know
About!”, he claims, of course, that ADHD is caused by misalignment of the
spine. There are obvious reasons why you doctor doesn’t know that. DeMaria doesn’t tell you those
reasons.
He also claims, without evidence of course, that dairy
products, sugar, and food dyes cause or worsen the symptoms of ADHD. Well, he’s
got no evidence, but he’s got a gotcha question that’ll probably stump you: “I’m
not tell am not telling anyone to stop dairy, but when is the last time you saw
a cow eating cottage cheese, milk, or ice cream?” It stumped us. He also
says that “milk contains arachidonic acid (ARA) which sabotages DHA”, a
claim that is supported exclusively by his imagination, lack of understanding
of (and lack of understanding of the significance to such claims of)
physiology, biology or chemistry. Also, a woman whom he adviced to stop giving
milk to her child allegedly “wrote a five star review on Amazon for
me”. So there is that. DeMaria’s claims that sugar damages DHA have similar
evidential support and coherence, but at least pays homage to the debunked
suger-hyperactivity-link myth. Then there are food dyes and the
insane piece of quackery that is the Feingold diet.
Of course,
as the “drugless doctor”, DeMaria also peddles all the dangerous myths and
conspiracy theories that exist about actual ADHD medication that demonstrably
does help people with ADHD, including (but
definitely not limited to) the egregious myth that children who take ADHD
medications are at a higher risk for developing a substance abuse disorder. He
also accuses, contrary to evidence, fact and decency, parents who give their
children ADHD medication of child abuse, apparently in contrast with his own
practice of making a living out of selling potentially dangerous and
ineffective supplements and misinformation to parents and children in difficult
situations. In reality, diet doesn’t make much difference to ADHD, which is
mostly genetic … DeMaria, who apparently never misses an opportunity to heap
abuse on anyone deciding to follow the path of reality, denies that obvious
fact, and instead claims that “ADHD kids become ADHD adults. ADHD adults
usually have ADHD kids, and the reason is: they eat from the same trough.”
Transfat
Another
alleged cause of ADHD is transfat. DeMaria has written a book about transfat, Dr.
Bob’s Trans Fat Guide: Why No Fat, Low Fat, Trans Fat is Killing You. Now, there
are good reasons to limit trans fats in the diet, so to that extent DeMaria’s
conclusion isn’t wrong. But instead of reality, DeMaria supports it with an
almost otherworldly array of pseudoscientific nonsense and made-up claims, and
what is instructive is how much of an impact DeMaria’s nonsense actually seems to have had. Multiple websites have for
instance promoted the myth that trans fats are metabolized very slowly and have
a half-life of 51 days. As DeMaria presents the claim: “Do you remember in
science class when your teacher talked about Madame Curie’s discovery of the
half-life of uranium? Well, trans fat has a half life as well. Through research and experience, I have learned that the half-life
of trans fat is fifty-one days.” That claim, of course, is bizarre nonsense and reveals, if more
revelation is needed, DeMaria’s complete lack of appreciation for facts or
coherence. But he goes undeterred on, with no more concern for accuracy, to blame
trans fats for ADHD, depression, and Alzheimer’s. He is just making up
blathering nonsense as he goes along.
Applying
that principle has, of course, made DeMaria rather productive, and he has, in
addition to the transfat one, written a number of books characterized by
exactly zero concerns for reality, evidence, research or what harm his
misinformation could possible cause. Titles include:
- “Dr. Bob’s Guide to Stop ADHD in
18 Days”
- “Dr. Bob’s Guide to Optimal
Health: A God-Inspired, Biblically-Based 12 Month Devotional to Natural Health
Restoration”
- “Dr. Bob’s Drugless Guide to
Mental Health”
- “Dr. Bob’s Guide to Prevent
Surgery”
- “Dr. Bob’s Drugless Guide to
Balancing Female Hormones”
Diagnosis:
Completely devoid of any appreciation for reality, fact, accuracy or how things
work – so much so that even in the few cases where his claims are actually
supported by reality, his own explanations are a bizarre
stream-of-consciousness mess of bullshit and falsehoods. He is a living,
breathing embodiment of the principle of PIDOOMA. What you can be certain of, is that
DeMaria’s claims – reality or not, harm or not – will end up aligning with his
financial interests. In a reasonable society, there would be justice waiting
for vile pieces of garbage like Bob DeMaria. In the actual world, he gets
money.
Hat-tip:
Myles Power; Braden MacBeth @Sciencebasedmedicine