tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414946164942126209.post417394149580906570..comments2024-03-29T07:00:27.146-04:00Comments on Encyclopedia of American Loons: #2110: Stephen PhelanG.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08875360501107597863noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414946164942126209.post-90762388956674502562018-12-01T17:10:32.807-05:002018-12-01T17:10:32.807-05:00Ummm.
I. Think I love you.
What am I supposed ...Ummm. <br /><br />I. Think I love you. <br /><br />What am I supposed to do now?Rev. paleotectonicshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05075546930890385711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414946164942126209.post-68238113663672537092018-12-01T00:55:45.857-05:002018-12-01T00:55:45.857-05:00Mr. Phelan obviously has not done his homework on ...Mr. Phelan obviously has not done his homework on this one. It is quite clear from even a cursory examination of the toy in question that it is a one-way portal accessible from this dimension only and therefore cannot serve, as Phelan mistakenly believes, as a gateway that "will leave a person's soul vulnerable to attack." Indeed, scholars who have investigated the Hasbro Pink Ouija Board(TM), or so-called "Ouivulva," concur in regarding it as capable, when properly deployed, of functioning for the user merely as a portal back through his or her mother's vaginal canal and thereby into a "trans-metaphysical uterine environment" or "in utero parallel micro-universe" wherein the voyager returns to a primordial state of being (Being) that in many cases affords epiphanies and insights into the True Self (cf. "Past Life Regression Analysis," though the Ouivulva cannot take one beyond the moment of conception). Unfortunately, the use of the Ouivulva board does carry some risk of an ectopic un-pregnancy; in such cases the unfortunate metaphysical traveler will "go tubal," with little chance of returning to this mortal coil.Truth Will Outhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01730236232559549704noreply@blogger.com