#610: James Davis

Yet another end times kook, James Davis president of the Global Pastors Network’s “Billion Souls Initiative,” and a zealous missionary intent on bringing the word of Jesus to every person on the planet. That goal is a common one, but Davis’s agenda is unusually insidious: “As we advance around the world, we’ll be shortening the time needed to fulfill that Great Commission. Then, the Bible says, the end will come.” In other words, Davis is actually determined to do his best to bring about the end of the world, and the purpose of his missionary work is to accomplish exactly that – an agenda he shares with the most deranged comic book villains and which should really mark him out as one of the most evil persons alive. He should, of course, be viewed and treated accordingly (apart from the fact that he doesn’t quite possess the comic book villain’s means for achieving that goal), but for some reasons his motivations and goals are widely treated as acceptable if mildly weird by many.

Whoever runs this blog disagrees with Jim Davis for reasons that are even more insane than Davis himself. No, seriously.

Diagnosis: Demented fuckwit.