Sunday, September 13, 2015

#1461: Ed Chiarini


a.k.a. DallasGoldBug

Another tragedy, another slew of clinically insane conspiracy theorists claiming that it’s a “hoax”, a false flag operation arranged by the guv’mint for nebulous but nefarious purposes.

Ed Chiarini is a Texas moron who runs a conspiracy site – a “Dallasgoldbug production” – that seems to pass along any paranoia-fueled conspiracy hypothesis under the venerable investigative principle “If you hear hoofbeats, assume unicorns.” According to himself Chiarini is an “investigator” interested only in the truth and keeping the public from being duped by its government, and has a long history of JAQing off under the assumption that if a conspiracy theory is almost imaginable (apart from a few inconsistencies), then it needs to be investigated to establish that it must in fact be true. His site got some attention when it pushed the idea that the Gabrielle Gifford shootings never took place but was all a government hoax that used actors. It’s not only the Gifford shooting, of course; here’s a discussion of Chiarini’s particular brand of Sandy Hook trutherism.

Of course, most conspiracy theorists get tired of JAQing off in the long run of things, and at some point Chiarini decided to really go down the rabbit hole. His website WellAware1 is currently famous for pushing the idea that all news events are staged by actors: whether they’re mall employees, famous musicians, crime victims or politicians, they are actors hired by the guv’mint to manipulate our perception of reality and push forward some sort of actor-driven totalitarian agenda. The evidence consists of trying to find images of people who in some way physically resemble each other, claiming that they are the same person, and therefore actors. Alan Greenspan, for instance, is obviously the same person as Larry King – funny that the guv’mint thought they could get away with that one without anyone noticing. And Dave Chappelle is Tupac because of ear biometrics: Chappelle’s and Tupac’s ears are the exactly the same, “right down to the piercing;” and possibly because they’re both black and black people tend to all look the same to certain people. Meanwhile, Steve Carell is Boy George and Alice Cooper, Paul Newman is Don Juan Carlos of Spain, Roman Polanski is Imran Khan, Nelson Mandela is Morgan Freeman’s father (old, indistinguishable black people, you know) and Willow Smith is Malia Obama. At least he’s really got it in for David Icke, who is really the same person as a range of guv’mint officials and celebrities.

Critics are easily disposed of: Apparently criticism of Chiarini’s project is compelling evidence that the critic is paid by the guv’mint, so any criticism is, in reality, further evidence that he is right.

He is currently trying to get crowdfunding so he can go on working to release THE REAL TRUTH, and his GoFundMe page includes a video that tries to prove Columbine was staged with the aid of inanimate human dummies.

Meanwhile, the good people over at whale.to are of two minds about Chiarini; on the one hand they seem to like his approach to evidence; on the other they do suspect that Chiarini might himself be an actor and double agent (of course). When it comes to what they find compelling, I think none put it better than whale.to stalwart Don Bradley:

The big truther shills out there are all network actors, scripted and coordinated from on high and from a single source: the CIA. They move players and create vast dramas keyed with witches sabbats, zodiacal shifts, and other calander points to create the maximum amount of magical expression in this dimension. Their goal is to create illusions believable enough to be mistaken for realities, that others will make their own and invest in emotionally, spiritually, and with time and effort. Once they’ve convinced these fake illusions are real enough, they then expect you to continue thinking and preceiving in their created box of lies.

Yeah, that’s it, Don. Roughly.

Diagnosis: Though we would like to say otherwise, people like Chiarini are, in fact, not always entirely harmless, and victims of real tragedies have often experienced further harassment by delusional dingbats who take the insanity of people like Chiarini seriously. It is nevertheless hard not to point and laugh.

21 comments:

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    1. Still waiting on your response re: Alex Jones/Prince Gustav. I provided evidence on your YouTube channel yesterday that Alex Jones was live on air during Gustav's father's funeral in Denmark. Crickets. I notice you call 'shill' when commenters don't have profile pics. I also notice you have no sense of humor and just double down and act butt-hurt when folks call you out. But, when they provide evidence against one of your doppelgangers, you simply ignore the comment. Didn't they teach you to be more subtle at Stratfor? You'd come across more credible if you allowed for natural human error from time to time. 100% right probably translates to 100% wrong.

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    2. you omit chiarini's comment, yet leave responses open. sure that's a fair and reasonable approach. derogatory name calling and no actual examples for people to examine in a rational manner. is this Howie carr? dingbat. see, the problem is, there have been no cohesive refutations of his investigations, just websites that parody his work or written dialogues that use words like, " moron.....insane…..stupid " not even any creative name calling, like the aforementioned " dingbat ". now there's a real keeper. anywhooo, keep on preaching to the choir. wow, trolls are so lazy, the only way they know to sustain themselves is to wait underneath bridges all day, must get lonely.

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  2. Haha, this guy is great. I actually made a short film called "" Occam's Razor" that makes fun of conspiracy theorists, and has a lot of direct references to theories from Chiarini's website. Check it out!

    https://youtu.be/Hf2IlQPhYVc

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  3. I think this guy suffers from something along the lines of prosopagnosia--the inability to remember faces. except in his case, it is an inability to distinguish between faces. Some of the people he thinks are the same person look nothing alike, and his little protractor measurements to prove whatever he thinks he is proving are bizarre and laughable.

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    1. I think that being "faceblind" is part of it, but there's a whole lot of other stuff driving him, none of it sane.

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  4. Means a lot coming from "Unknown." Your bullsh*t is meaningless as you can see NO ONE HAS THE BALLS to step up and present any evidence to counter my "Actor Based Reality" I've been doing this for five years now, and all you D-Bags can do is throw mud. So try as you will to get those not bright enough to look at the facts that I present to believe your empty words, but in the end, the only thing you get for your efforts is dirty.

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    1. Its has my name on it so it does concern me. But we see you are just a child with your name calling. So when you want to step up and debate me let me know. Maybe Ill make some time to spank you.

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  5. DallasGoldbug is THE MAN... He is talking about the great apocalypse... The great "UNVEILING. What he is unveiling will shake the world. Get used to it... https://twitter.com/mrlove2006/with_replies

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  7. Assad = Ed Norton
    Obama = Keanu Reeves
    Bob Nichols (VT-Today) = Tim Robbins

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    1. Obviously you dont know the work I've done on them and their response to it.

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    2. What Up Ed? It's MAKO from highschool...

      I see you are still looking for the truth and stirring the pot, so to speak. LMAO

      Good for you, Ed. You've definitely opened a few eyes with your investigating.

      Take care,
      BM

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    3. As in Idiko "Jaid Barrymore" MAKO =DOLLY PARTON???

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  8. The Amy Schumer is Christine Blasey Ford is beyond bonkers! This guy needs some type of psychological evaluation and therapy.

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    1. Yep we can see you must be one of Chuck Schumer's goons. He paid his cousin Amy to play the role and you can't handle the fact they got caught. So you throw names instead of addressing the facts which is typical of you trolls.

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    2. Cant address the facts so you name call. Awww little snowflake cant handle getting caught.

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  9. JIMMUH CAWTUH IS REALLY WOODROW WILSON UND DER KAISER AS WELL....BEWARE IT'S 100 YEARS SINCE HE SLUNK AWAY AND AFTER RESUCITATION ON PLANET GUIDO MAGNASNOOKIE HUMANOID CAVERNOUSLY CAPACIOUSLLLLLLY ATLANTIC VERTEBRATES FLORA AND FAUNA ( FLORA REMAINS SPECULATIVE IN THIS CONTEXT) VAGUS CALLOUSUS ABRASUS MAGNA CRATEROUS AND MICROBE PROTECTED FROM EXTRATERRESTRIAL INTERFERENCES OF PLURALISTIC DERIVATION.

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  10. Ear biometrics conducted by methhead wanted in several states, cannot hold a license and uses illegitimate vehicle registration. Totally a forensic scientist though, checks out. I believe it.

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