Friday, October 6, 2017

#1906: StarShield Lortie

StarShield Lortie is the owner of Blissful Spaces Housecleaning in Columbia, Tennessee. Lortie claims that she can rid houses, apartments, condos, or used cars of “residual energies left behind by the previous occupant.” We don’t really see the need for looking into more details about that, but apparently Lortie is a “student of Native American Shamanic and Toltec traditions for over 18 years,” so if your house, apartment or condo is located in a Stephen King novel, you might want to check out her services.

Diagnosis: You really don’t need to check out her services. A plastic dreamcatcher will do precisely the same trick (including the being slightly offensive aspect). Probably harmless, though.

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