Monday, May 22, 2023

#2647: Cody Carson

Not entirely convinced he isn’t a poe, but Cody Carson at least appears to be a crackpot fundie inventor (a “philosopher, inventor, filmmaker, actor, author, former US marine”) who believes i) that the Rapture is imminent, and ii) that a device of his invention is able to detect when Christians disappear from Earth – it’s a Rapture Alarm, in his own terminology. Well, it’s not much of an invention; it is a … switch that triggers when something physical is removed, which is something that probably hasn’t been patentable since shovels. And since attaching a switch to living people is sort of pointless and silly – you wouldn’t really need a switch attached to your body to tell close-by audiences that your body suddenly vanished in thin air – Carson wants to attach it to … dead people, whose bodies apparently also vanish. Then he talks about building tombs equipped as small labs to record “quantum changes that would occur during the resection and vanishing of a body” to give us a “controlled lab setting”, because science. There are some questions here one might feel that Carson has left unasked, including (but not limited to) “why?” (After all, marketing the device would need to overcome the obvious obstacle that the people who believe in the Rapture are exactly the ones who expect to vanish in the Rapture themselves.)

 

But in fact, he has a … point, sort of. Carson’s invention was presented back in 2009, and “if the rapture is timed with the chain of natural disasters that have already been predicted by scientists for the 2010–2012 time frame [yeah, that use of the word ‘scientists’ explains a bit here], the fulfillment of the long predicted biblical prophesy could be partially overlooked because of the heavy death toll and mass destruction that would follow in the wake of multiple global disasters.” If that doesn’t sufficiently answer all your obvious questions, you aren’t in the target audience.

 

Carson’s online presence seems to have faded after 2012, at which point he was mostly sharing wisdom attained through his work as a “philosopher”. We don’t feel the need to share said wisdom here, though.

 

Diagnosis: Yeah, whatever. We’ll leave him alone from now on. Probably harmless.

 

Hat-tip: Pharyngula

7 comments:

  1. Christmas has come early for our in house atheists. They will enjoy tearing this guy up!

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    1. There are thousands of religions being practiced on this planet, but only yours is correct. Aren't you the lucky one?

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    2. I imagine everyone thinks their own opinion is the correct one, even YOU!!

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    3. "Christmas"?

      I have heard something about this atheistic festival once when I was in Rome but I'm not sure if everything I heard is true. They say, there is a temple somewhere in the east, and they do not have even a statue of their god inside this godless building! Can you imagine such sacrilege !?

      Besides, I always wondered why for Hermes' sake our upper-class idiots always import some disgusting superstitions from these barbaric lands?!

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    4. Isn't "everyone thinks their own opinion is the correct one" a truism? After all, if I didn't think my opinion was correct, it just wouldn't be my opinion?

      That aside, I am not sure what you think this post has to do with atheism. Being Christian doesn't mean that you can't dismiss the deranged ideas of other Christian fanatics as lunatic nonsense.

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    5. I didn't say this post had anything to do with atheism. I was referring to our self professed regulars who I thought would have a good time with this guy. I think he's an idiot too!

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    6. Oh, man, you're wrong in so many ways! Read the post from G.D. a couple of times more probably you will catch something.

      (Do not read my post, I was just joking with you. I see you can write but can you read?).

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