#2845: Tiffany FitzHenry

Fitzhenry in conversation with Mark Taylor

As lunatic as any you’ll encounter on the lunatic fringe, Tiffany FitzHenry is a self-described “bestselling author, public speaker, screenwriter, [and] Hollywood whistleblower,” QAnon conspiracy theorist, youtube program host, and purveyor of Snopes-staple ridiculous fake news pieces (and no, she doesn’t herself seem to recognize them as fake). So if you’re looking for updates on such news pieces as “Obama Will Claim Kenyan Citizenship to Keep from Being Tried for Treason” or Oprah Winfrey’s putative arrest (“Oprah’s arrest for child sex trafficking is going to be one of the hardest for people comprehend. Just remember, you’re witnessing the fall of the false idols. And ‘Oprah’ is among the biggest lies the mass public has ever been told”), FitzHenry’s youtube channel is a natural go-to place. Roseanne Barr, for instance, is apparently a fan.

 

Among FitzHenry’s more novel delusions is her idea that country music songs are actually spells used to control people, and that the musical scales used in contemporary music were designed to “change your DNA.” As she told fellow conspiracy theorist Chris McDonald on his program, she discovered the former when doing some editing work for “a massive, massive country music star” (just pause for a moment and consider that FitzHenry, a random youtube conspiracy theorist, might actually believe that she was recruited for such a task) who admitted that there is a “list of words” that must be used in their songs because “these are spells”. As for the latter claim, FitzHenry claims that “the music scale was changed” by the Rockefellers or Rothchilds back in the early part of the 20th century to shift it away from the natural frequency created by God: “there is a frequency that is sort of the God frequency [39.17 MHz?] and then there is a frequency that is just sort of off from that. Our scale of modern music [is] off from the real resonance, it’s just a scale down. We don’t realize it, but all of our music is tainted in this way.” And that is a terrible thing because “sound has a powerful influence, a powerful effect on our bodies, on our minds. We’re 75 percent water, and so when something reverberates though you, it changes your DNA.” No, she doesn’t have the faintest clue about anything she’s talking about, but is not the kind of person who’s gonna let that stop her from drawing wild conclusions.

 

And FitzHenry certainly has her own views about medicine. An antivaxxer (of course), FitzHenry has some novel suggestions on how to deal with the flu: “Make fresh bone broth every week, drink it warm with lemon first thing in the morning. At night massage clove oil on your feet. You won’t get sick. The flu shot’s been debunked. It’s quack medicine.” Though it might seem like she rejects the germ theory of disease, it might also be that she has never quite understood any information she has received on viruses.

 

Apparently, FitzHenry was also at one point involved in the much-viewed fact-repellent “documentary” film Out of the Shadows in which stuntman-turned-conspiracy theorist Mike Smith alleges that Hollywood is run by Satanists and pedophiles. Smith and FitzHenry had a falling out, however, over “creative differences”, namely that FitzHenry wasn’t sufficiently concerned with facts and wanted to include material that “had factual gaps and lacked support in certain areas” (!) – remember that this is a movie that claims, without a shred of evidence (or coherence), e.g. that Hollywood is run by Satanic pedophilia rings, that films like Zoolander are covert propangada to somehow “desentivize” audiences, and that the music videos of Katy Perry and Lady Gaga contain secret Satanic symbols, including the words “television” (tell-a-vision) and “channel” (psychic communication). So instead of FitzHenry, Smith and his production team relied on sources they deemed more trustworthy, like Liz Crokin and former stuntman Brad Martin’s conversations with himself. Apparently FitzHenry’s ‘research’ consisted of things like semi-anonymous blog posts, and she complained that  the production team (goddamn “milennials”) placed way too much emphasis on fact-checking. Exactly what FitzHenry wanted to include that didn’t meet the standards of the production team is unclear, but the mundane suggestion would be that it was material that was likely to land the movie in legal trouble. At least Fitzhenry is convinced that Ellen DeGeneres is a deep state asset and a CIA operative, and she has published numerous conspiracy theories about George Clooney, Chris Pratt and Leonardo DiCaprio, mostly from the angle of confusing the actors with characters those actors have played on screen.

 

If you wish, you can purchase FitzHenry’s own merch, mostly t-shirts with quotes such as “Conspiracy Theorists Are Sexy” and “Welcome To The Elite Apocalypse”.

 

Diagnosis: One of the most confused people alive today, and clearly unable to distinguish reality from her own paranoid imagination. It would be nice if she got the help she sorely needs, but in today’s America she apparently gets an audience instead.