A.k.a. Weird
Mike
A.k.a. Juicebro
Yeah, they
are (generally) dreadfully boring, but we need to give at least a highlight
reel of their silliest – and typical – antics. This time around: Mike
Cernovich, altrigth commentator, central QAnon promoter, serial misogynist and conspiracy
theorist who originally emerged from the swamps of Gamergate and currently enjoys a
frighteningly large base of followers, some of whom presumably agree
with him (that latter group, we suspect, very often does not include himself).
Hate
“diversity
is code for white genocide”
– Mike Cernovich
Cernovich
has a long and well-documented history of misogyny, and generally adopts MRA
views of women and rape; you can find some examples here. And if you look to delve into
Cernovich’s bigotry and hate, this and this will give you more details than you could ever want; we can’t be bothered to repeat
them. His bigotry is also augmented by various nonsense mystical beliefs, such
as his belief that semen (literally) has addictive properties, cures depression,
and prevents women from cheating, and he combines his views with commitment to
a variety of Victorian-age myths about the health effects of various types of
sexual behavior, including myths about STDs and prevention: Instead of condoms,
you should apparently rely on “[c]oconut oil and defense soap (tea tree oil)”.
The obvious
source of all evil is, of course, feminism – or in general: cultural Marxism, whatever that is. And behind that?
“When you think of what’s truly ugly in our culture (feminism, abortion,
political correctness), you’ll see atheists behind it.” According to
Cernovich, however, “America is a Christian nation” and “Western society cannot
function without real Christianity” – the ‘real’ qualifier is important,
however, for “modern Christian is cucked and actually harms US”; i.e. real
Christianity is whatever form of Christianity agrees with Cernovich on
culture and politics. It’s worth pointing out that he might lately have
modified his views: “Christianity has given us a country where 11 year olds
dance for adult men who throw dollars on the stage […] A moderated form of
Islam is probably the West’s only hope.” That development was not welcomed
by his fans.
Cernovich
was also an early member of the Proud Boys.
Conspiracy
theories
Over the
past decade, Cernovich has become a leading popularizer of conspiracy theories,
and has regularly worked with Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson. He is for instance a core
promoter of various “Hillary Clinton is dying” conspiracy theories.
That said,
he is probably most famous for his role in promoting the Pizzagate conspiracy, and for similar
pedophilia-baiting conspiracies: In particular, Cernovich is fond of accusing
people he disagrees with of being pedophiles, including The BBC (full of
pedophiles), Ben Sasse (trafficking children), “The Clintons” (run child
pornography rings), Louise Mensch, Jesse Singal, John Podesta (runs child
rings, too), The New York Times, The National Review, Salon, Joe Biden, Tim Kaine (“creepy”
and hence a “pedophile”), Victor Berger (runs a “pedophile ring on
Twitter”, whatever that means) as well as most
people employed by the news media and “every A-list actor” in Hollywood. And of course the “deep state is definitely part of the
pedophile networks and they are pro-pedophile. There’s no question about it”, as is Facebook and Google.
Cernovich’s imagination tends to veer into child pornography.
He is
apparently still under investigation, together with fellow wingnut Chuck C.
Johnson, for promoting poorly-forged documents alleging various sexual
harassment claims against Chuck Schumer. In his own mind, he is, of
course, targeted because he dares to expose pedophilia.
Amond
numerous other conspiracy theories pushed by Cernovich are claims, during the Obama
presidency, that Obama is gay and an atheist (both “facts” subject to media
cover-up) and that Bill Clinton has an “abandoned black son”. Cernovich
was also a major promoter of Seth Rich murder conspiracy theories.
Donald
Trump jr. has said of Cernovich that “[i]n a long gone time of
unbiased journalism he’d win the Pulitzer, but not today.” Paul Gosar, meanwhile, has compared Cernovich
to Rosa Parks.
New Age
Woo
Cernovich
is a firm believer in the Law of Attraction. In 2016, he suggested that he and
his Twitter followers had “manifested” Hillary Clinton’s illness with
their minds; by picturing Hillary with
coughing fits, they literally gave her pneumonia. Similarly, the reason so many
Black people are being killed by police officers is that Black people manifest police
brutality by thinking that police officers are murdering black people. I do not
live in the world of “absolute truth”, continued Cernovich.
But he is
more than willing to expand on his New Age commitments: “[e]verything I do is alchemy.
That’s why I believe in magic. Not black magic, not the satanic magic that they
practice in Hollywood and that the deep state practices and that the media
practice. I believe in good magic, light magic, alchametic magic. Alchametic
magic is ‘How do I create something out of nothing purely through manifesting
my will through power and light, which is value.’ That’s white magic. That’s
alchametic magic.” In fact, we are all practicing magic, according to
Cernovich, but usually it’s “black magic and that is the magic that
is taught by our culture”
– the “dark, demonic magic – the parasitic magic” – and that turns us
into “emotional vampire[s]”. Indeed, “black magic” is the motivation behind the mythical “deep state” and the deep state’s
obsession with pedophilia: “People [who?] go,
‘Well why are there so many pedophiles in deep state? Why are there so many
pedophiles in politics and Hollywood?’ Because that’s the darkest magic you can
ever practice. Torturing children, as many people in Hollywood do, is how you
practice the highest levels of dark magic,” Cernovich said. So, there.
Politics
Cernovich
is one of the firmest and most unwavering supporters of Putin and Russian
politics. “Putin is a larger than life alpha male who loves his country and
will fight to defend it. Why *don’t* you admire him? Brainwashing,” says
Cernovich, adding that “Putin and I think alike”, which we are pretty
sure is very, very incorrect. Cernovich also loves Russian media, which
ostensibly “tells the truth about America”, as opposed to American
Media, which “just lies”: “American Media (terrorist organization) v.
Putin. I believe Putin!”. Part of the reason why his views on Putin aren’t
mainstream in the US is apparently that liberal Hollywood actors of spreading
conspiracy theories about him, and the reason they do that is because “Putin is actually very
anti-pedophile.” Yes, even when discussing foreign politics, Cernovich’s
mind gravitate toward child pornography.
He has also
written books, including Gorilla Mindset (2015) (a trite “masculinity”
self-help book), Danger & Play: Essays on Embracing Masculinity (2016)
(a guide to “develop a dominate [sic] mindset, lose fat, gain muscle,
succeed in business, and meet women”), MAGA Mindset: Making YOU and
America Great Again (2016) and The Rise of Trump (edited by Vox Day). And he was the organizer of the
2016 DeploraBall, which quickly got mired in
conspiracy theories.
Even Ben
Shapiro thinks Cernovich is “a nutcase”.
There are
good Mike Cernovich portraits here and here.
Diagnosis:
A (more or less) self-declared alpha male misogynist, tender New Age snowflake
and rabid, bloodthirsty conspiracy theorist. A common enough combo at present,
but Cernovich was one of the inventors of the brand and remains one of the
major figures in the QAnon altright movement. Cernovich is also one of those
bigoted post-modernists who explicitly endorses the post-truth situation
– everything is narrative, says Cernovich, and cites Lacan (!) – and we don’t
for a moment think he really feels intellectually committed to much of the
bullshit that oozes out of him.
Hat-tip:
Rationalwiki