Please excuse the diversion from our regular format; we just received a wonderful piece of "fan" email that was simply too awesome not to share. And so here it is for your entertainment:
So what the fuck is your problem?
Why are YOU so goddamn smug?
Who are you to ridicule a Zionist conspiracy? The Zionist conspiracy was involved in the very formation of the nation of Israel?!! Fucking dumbass.
You're probably the type who believes the official media story of 9-11, without a critical mind to investigate alternatives. And how sick of you to ridicule truthseekers and call them "troofers". That's just horrible. Would you rather people NOT try to find truth?!
I bet you believe in the Warren Commission's report as well, and the official propaganda about the Vietnam War...and you undoubtedly believe in the Big Bang, and pure evolution by chance and randomness with no intelligence involved whatsoever. The Big Bang is just as goofy a theory as the "poof-there-it-is!" belief of creationists.
The comic strip on your webpage is the worst I've ever seen! Even worse than The Simpsons animation, even worse than King Of The Hill. Whether you or one of your WOW-playing buddies did it, it's abject garbage.
I bet you're some 20-something punk who think he's a know-it-all. I bet you listen to shitty music and play video games all the time, when you're not making fun of other humans.
If you believe in the official, mainstream trash about 9-11, you're the one who belongs in your American Loons encyclopedia. Why haven't you included yourself yet?
Fuck you, you ignorant non-thinking half-brain.
One wonders if this person has ever encountered a bit of loonery that he or she didn't endorse. Anyway that is all for the time being. If we receive any more similarly awesome messages from our fans, we'll be sure to share them. And now back to our regularly scheduled program...