Dan O’Dowd is the general manager for the moderately
successful Colorado Rockies baseball team, and a severe godbot. Now, it is not
a particularly uncommon among this type, but O’Dowd believes God has a hand in the victories of his team (and, to emphasize, O’Dowd really
seems to actually believe this – not just for show): “You look at some of the
moves we made and didn’t make,” O’Dowd says “[y]ou look at some of the games
we’re winning. Those aren’t just a coincidence. God has definitely had a hand
in this,” and has provided long, tortured arguments for why the apparent
coincidences related to his team playing can’t really be mere coincidences, and
therefore God (and, one assumes, if the coincidences had worked out slightly
different, that would have entailed that God is O’Dowd’s buddy as well). In
other words, the Colorado Rockies win because God’s on their side.
I’m not saying this attitude is uncommon, but it’s so
stunningly crazy that we have to cover it. O’Dowd will serve as our
representative.
Diagnosis: Deeply delusional fanatic, but presumably a
mirror of a culture rather than a driving force.
As a fan of the Colorado Rockies, Mr. O'Dowd needs to spend more time trying to get some god damn pitching and less time blaming the poor play of his team on his imaginary friend.
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