Saturday, January 9, 2016

#1565: Eric Dubay

Dubay busted "using Masonic 666
Hand Sign", according to critics who
conclude that he is part of the Conspiracy.
So it goes in these circles.
We have a bit of a hard time determining whether this is parody, but if it is, it is pretty thorough, so much so that Eric Dubay would probably not mind being identified as a loon either. Dubay runs a website called The Atlantean Conspiracy: Exposing the Global Conspiracy from Atlantis to Zion, a name that remarkably doesn’t even begin to suggest the level of insanity of its the contents (though it points you in the right direction). In fact, it is impossible to do justice to the range of amazing insanity on that website, so we will have to give you a link: Here it is. Dubay is also pretty active on youtube.

The latest article posted when we last checked was “Santa Claus the magic mushroom”, which seems to argue that our Christmas celebrations originated in worship of the mushroom amanita and its potent drug effect (not recommended) that allows you to contact the Gods within you: “Santa, an anagram for Satan, dresses in red, keeps lists of naughty/nice children, and seems to steal Christmas from Jesus. But if understood in its original mushroom context, Santa’s not a conniving, omniscient, list-keeper. He’s an Entheogen – a plant or substance which is said to ‘generate the God within.’” (The naughty list refers to bad trips: “If you have mischief, wickedness, or secrecy in you, then entheogens will take you down into the depths of your own hell.”)  The article, which quotes heavily from Cannabis Culture, is remarkably incoherent (it consists primarily of long quotes interspersed with Dubay’s own notes that often bear little obvious relation to the content of the quote or anything else) but in passing makes some fascinating claims, such as “the word Christmas originally comes from the Egyptian KRST (oiled/anointed one) and Mes, the sacred cakes annually made/ingested by the Egyptians.

The previous article was “Ape-Men Never Existed!”, which argues that the theory of evolution is a fraud because of Ernest Haeckel’s embryos: All contemporary archaeology supporting the existence of early hominids can be linked to Haeckel, which is proof enough for Dubay that everything is a conspiracy and evolution is bunk. He has previously argued that dinosaurs never existed either. Heck, Dubay even has “proof” that the Earth is flat and motionless and has self-published a book, 200 Proofs Earth is Not a Spinning Ball, and no: He doesn’t know what “proof” means. But yes: Eric Dubay is a flat-earther, and if you believe the Earth is flat then, really, everything is up for grabs. We have to mention a comment from one of his fans: “Simply outstanding work! I have been debating with multiple trolls and a few real people for like 3 days now after mentioning the flat earth in the natural news comments,” something “even prompted Mike Adams to take an indirect jab at all of us in one of his latest articles.” Apparently Mike Adams is considered a representative of the mainstream scientific establishment. Which sort of puts Dubay’s fan base in perspective.

Dubay also links to David Duke’s website and has argued that Hitler was really a nice guy who is just misunderstood by the contemporary world: “Adolf Hitler was actually a vegetarian, animal-lover, an author, an artist, a political activist, economic reformer and nominated for a Nobel Peace prize. He enacted the world's first anti-animal cruelty, anti-pollution, and anti-smoking laws. Unlike the demonic portrait that the ‘allies’ painted of him, Hitler was beloved by his people, he wanted nothing but peace, and never ordered the extermination of a single Jew.” The bad rep is really due to a conspiracy created and promoted by the “Jew world order”.

So, yes: According to Dubay, the Earth is flat, Hitler was a nice guy, and the Jews control everything. He also has articles on Atlantis, HAARP, global warming conspiracies, the Freemasons, out-of-place artifacts, chemtrails, FEMA concentration camps, the moon landing hoax and numerology (and he really focuses on the most familiar and inane line of argument in each and every case). But all of that really pales in comparison.

Diagnosis: Worth a visit. Eric Dubay is possibly the craziest and most delusional person on the Internet, and that is something of an accomplishment.


  1. I just found out about Eric and his flat earther loon followers.

    DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! Just when I thought I had heard the nuttiest nutjob, along comes another!

  2. I am going to make a youtube video, that proves Oxygen does not exist. We breathe only air. :-)

  3. Eric Dubay Shared on Google+ · 6 months ago ~ The Earth is Not Moving! The heliocentric theory, literally “flying” in the face of direct observation, experimental evidence and common sense, maintains that the ball-Earth is spinning around its axis at 1,000 miles per hour, revolving around the Sun at 67,000 miles per hour, while the entire solar system rotates around the Milky Way galaxy at 500,000 miles per hour, and the Milky Way speeds through the expanding Universe at over 670,000,000 miles per hour, yet no one in history has ever felt a thing! We can feel the slightest breeze on a summer’s day, but never one iota of air displacement from these incredible speeds! Heliocentrists claim with a straight face that their ball-Earth spins at a constant velocity dragging the atmosphere in such a manner as to perfectly cancel all centrifugal, gravitational, and inertial forces so we do not feel the tiniest bit of motion, perturbation, wind or air resistance! Such back-peddling, damage-control reverse-engineered explanations certainly stretch the limits of credibility and the imagination, leaving much to be desired by discerning minds. If the Earth and atmosphere are constantly revolving Eastwards at 1,000 mph, how is it that clouds, wind, and weather patterns casually and unpredictably go every which way, often travelling in opposing directions simultaneously? Why can we feel the slightest Westward breeze but not the Earth’s incredible supposed 1,000 mph Eastward spin!? And how is it that the magic velcro of gravity is strong enough to drag miles of Earth’s atmosphere along, but weak enough to allow little bugs, birds, clouds and planes to travel freely unabated in any direction?

  4. You think 1000 mph is fast to the Earth? How big is 1 MILE to Earth? Idiot. It's like me going 1000 centimeters a minute... freakin slow.
    This is the damage of Flat Earth psy op scam, ladies and gentlemen.

  5. Ten years ago I had never seen any of these flat Earth videos on You Tube but all of a sudden they seem to have been popping up like mushrooms and it's turning into a plague. Dubay seems to be the catalyst for all this. He claims to be educated and very knowledgeable and he makes a big point of it. Well, if that's the case he KNOWS full well that he is perpetrating a heinous fraud and con-job on the public and he really should be thoroughly ashamed of himself.
    But what are his motives? Does he earn a lot of money for peddling his nonsense?
    I feel there must be more to him than mere lunacy- he's employing very manipulative techniques and I would put him in the Jim Jones category. Be very wary of this guy.

  6. There must be some problem in the American environment, the number of nutters produced, the number of crazy cultures, the number of rabid religions, the number of drug addicts...what is it? air? food? water? genetics? Americans are dangerous people.

    1. you don't know how right you are buddy

    2. Maybe education in America is so bad that people crave something, anything that will be enlightening...and latch on to pseudoscience, pseudoeducation.

  7. Many of us are 'ripe' and susceptible to wacko theories due to our natural sense and awareness of being screwed by "dark forces", which are really nothing more than corporate scumbags that screw the average citizen for the sake of greed and power.