#1522: Bill Deagle

Bill Deagle is, according to his own profile, an MD and board certified Family Medicine Specialist. He is, apparently, also “board eligible” in other branches of “medicine”, including “Anti-Aging Medicine”, and currently a “media liason activist and teacher for the American Academy of AntiAging Medicine and the American Academy of Environmental Medicine.” Yes, there is something fishy about Deagle, who also seems to run a business called NutriMedical, which sells different kinds of nutritional supplements. According to himself, he has also worked for nearly every branch of the U.S. Government, has friends in the NSA, all branches of the military, and the White House. He is, in other words, really important.

So important, in fact, that as a graduate student he was asked to participate in the creation of the aids virus … which was apparently facilitated using advanced computer technology that the government may use to enslave or kill us. Apparently, his colleagues (a very secret group of army officials) personally told him about the 9/11 attacks beforehand (though he neglected to tell anyone else until after the events had transpired). Apparently they used mini-nukes, though Deagle seems to suggest a plethora of different and mutually inconsistent hypotheses for what really transpired. At least 9/11 was part of something called Project Omega (it’s “much bigger than the New World Order”), which involves various underground nuclear facilities: “From my contacts in the NSA, they were operationally ordered by the Jesuits through Project Omega, which is the final implementation of the project conceived by the Nazis before the Second World War in the 1930s.” Project Omega, by the way, also has “modified attack baboons”: “Their plan is to transition to Remote Operational Vehicles, cyborgs, weaponized animals like baboons that they have in a secret facility down near Galveston, Texas. They have them set up so that they have remote operating controls, so they have a kill mode and they have these nano-armor that can stop pretty well anything. Any 80 lb baboon can pick up a 300 lb man and tear him literally in two. They can run at 35 miles per hour, and they can jump 15-20 feet in the air. So I don’t think you are going to outrun these. And their plan is to create supersoldiers.” Yes. Modified attack baboons. Deagle promotes a conspiracy theory that involves modified attack baboons. These killer baboons don’t seem to have been deployed in the 9/11 attacks, however.

Deagle also healed the first Columbine shooting victim through prayer, has been resurrected from the dead, cannot be killed, was foretold in an ancient prophecy given to his ancestors somtime around the beginning of the first century, personally transferred the alien bodies at the Roswell crash site, has treated chemtrail pilots for the government, built a quantum shield gun for the Canadian government, and may have found the cure for all diseases. It is unclear whether this happened before or after he, as he says, spoke to Jesus Christ face to face.

So, you see, Bill Deagle is one of the most important people in history. But the Powers That Be are in a conspiracy to hide this, and has left him able to inform others about his powers only by means of poor grammar, dubious font choices and striking color schemas on obscure websites.

On these websites you will learn that the Magna Carta was written by half human snake creatures from another galaxy, that Jesuit Reptilians created cell phones and lap tops in order to unravel our DNA and, in fact, that all modern technology is reversed engineered from races of malevolent space beings that wealthy people contact using star gates (apparently there is – or is not; things aren’t always clear – some connection to a nuclear war in India that happened 12,900 years ago). You can learn that angels are actually different races of “highly evolved” space creatures, and that the Avian flu was created from the DNA of deceased Alaskan coal miners; that all politicians and world leaders are controlled by interdimensional parasite demons and have created a frequency resonance bomb that can be programmed to kill only white people. But it doesn’t matter, since the earth will be destroyed within one year (i.e. in 2007) anyways.

Diagnosis: Perhaps it is wrong of us to give someone like Bill Deagle an entry, but some people do, apparently, listen to him, and he does seem to be fairly representative for 9/11 truthers at the moment. And his conspiracy theory involves “modified attack babboons”, so we couldn’t not write about him.