#3045: Jerry Lee Hoover

  

The field of “natural cancer cures” consists of a variety of putative cancer-curing schemes that do not work (but are often costly) but that their promoters sell by appealing to some version of the pseudoreligious tenet that what is natural is good.

 

There are numerous types of natural cancer cures out there: most are scams, all are bunk. One we haven’t yet had the opportunity to cover, at least not in any detail, is red clover, a plant that is likely responsible for liver disease and reproductive problems in a number of animals but which proponents of natural cancer cures think may e.g. “help beat breast and prostate cancers.” After all, the isoflavones responsible for the health issues in animals also kill cancer cells in test tubes, just like many poisons (or a gun) would do. There is no serious evidence for any benefit, but there are, indeed, reasons to be concerned that isoflavines might actually increase the risk of breast cancer and increase the resistance of cancer cells to radiation for prostate cancers.

 

None of that bothers Jerry Lee Hoover, a naturopath and longtime proponent of red clover as a cure for cancer who seems to be working out of Nicaragua for reasons we decline to speculate about. According to Hoover, red clover contains a wealth of important minerals and vitamins, including “B12” (of course it doesn’t, but Hoover seems to be just making things up) and “B17”, which it does contain and it’s very telling that Hoover mentions it. According to Hoover, red clover “is good for cancer on any part of the body”; research disagrees, but Hoover’s evidence base consists instead of the claim that “Red Clover has been used in America for over 100 years to treat and prevent cancer” and that he has “personally used it for many years at my clinic and have seen many individuals recover from cancer”. So there.

 

Hoover is also a proponent of earthing and raw-food diets (or at least he was when these were still prominent health fads): as Hoover points out, “[c]ooked food is dead food”, plant any seed and it will grow. Cook the seed and then plant it and it will not grow because its life principle has been destroyed. This astounding fact is known to the Cancer society, but the public was never informed. Place cancer cells in a cooked media and they will proliferate. Now place the cancer cells in a raw matter and they will disappear!” Yes, it is a chaotic mix of metaphors, conspiracy theories and irrelevant delusions; at least it is pretty safe to conclude that Hoover is very deeply confused and ignorant about cancer. He has lately promoted fear mongering about cell phone radiation.

 

Diagnosis: No, he doesn’t seem to be a particularly major figure, and might feel that it’s unfair that he is singled out as a representative for red clover nonsense. But he is nonsensical, and it’s rather staggering that this kind of drivel is accepted as advice by a not-insignificant amount of people.

 

Hat-tip: Skepdic

#3044: Dennis Hooper

Molds and other fungi can indeed have adverse consequences on human health; mold has for instance been associated with health issues such as coughs, asthma, and hay fever.

 

As such, it might seem immediately reasonable to think that “anyone exposed to mold should consider being tested even if the symptoms have yet to be experienced”, as stated by the website of the Texas-based company RealTime Laboratories, Inc. (RTL), which offers a Mycotoxin Panel that is allegedly “unique in its ability to determine if a patient’s health problems are associated with toxic mold exposure”. Of course, in real life, and despite the popularity of blaming molds for health consequences, there is no reference range for the levels present in a person’s urine of the mythotoxins they claim to identify and no established level that is associated with harmful effect, RTL’s methods have not been scientifically validated, and no causal relationship between inhaled mycotoxins and adverse human health effects has been demonstrated (and the half-life of such mycotoxins is short enough that a test conducted a week after exposure would be meaningless) – it is also telling that whereas in reality, when a toxic dose of specific mycotoxins is achieved (e.g, through ingestion of spoiled foods), there is a very specific pattern of illness; RTL’s list, on the other hand, consists of a panoply of nonspecific complaints unrelated to what we, in fact, know about the health effects of mycotoxins – the kind that provides e.g. a useful palette for scrupulous (‘alternative-minded’) wellness providers to offer a large group of patients with different health complaints some lucrative nonsense treatment regimes; RTL’s test will also depart anyone interested with what is just a bit shy of a 1000$. The whole test might by some be characterized as an obvious scam, but we choose to assume that RTL and its president, Dennis Hooper, believe what they claim to believe. Hooper does point out that RTL [as opposed to some of his earlier ventures] is certified by CLIA, the federal agency that certifies laboratories; of course, CLIA examines how tests are performed, but does not consider how their results are interpreted; one suspects that Hooper knows this.

 

Hooper himself has a colorful history, though, of the kind that some might think fails to provide the sort of trustworthiness someone in his position ought to have, and yes: his background involves several run-ins with various medical boards. Nevertheless, he has apparently served as an ‘expert witness’ in court cases (though some courts have, at least, recognized the problem). And RTL’s tests are used by scrupulous (‘alternative-minded’) providers in precisely the manner we suggested above: a major customer of RTL’s tests is Marvin Sponaugle, who operates a “Wellness Institute” in Florida treating “patients who unknowingly were suffering from Mold Toxicity!”; indeed, according to Sponaugle, “[e]very patient suffering neurodegenerative disorders, Alzheimer’s, Multiple Sclerosis, ALS, Parkinson’s, and Autism, that we have treated at Sponaugle Wellness Institute, has proven to have HLA DRBQ genetics and undiagnosed mold toxicity” (Hooper, on his side, has ostensibly described Sponaugle “the top mold doctor in North America utilizing their mold toxin testing”). Needless to say, Sponaugle has had multiple run-ins with authorities, too.

 

Diagnosis: Again, some might be quick to characterize the whole thing as a straight-out scam, but we prefer to go with ‘dangerously delusional’. And though the mold-fad was more prominent some years ago, it hasn’t disappeared. In any case, you’d better stay far away.

 

Hat-tip: Stephen Barrett @ Quackwatch

 

#3043: Barbara Honegger

Barbara Honegger is a somewhat shadowy semi-legend in conspiracy theory circles and has been so for quite a while: As a a campaign staffer and policy analyst for Reagan as well as special assistant in the United States Department of Justice Civil Rights Division in the early 1980s, Honegger rose to (a modicum of) fame in conspiracy circles with the publication of her 1989 book October Surprise, which presented her take – an unhinged version of this – on the Iran–Contra scandal, of which she claimed to have insider knowledge. The book is an absolutely bonkers wallow in rumors and conspiracy theories (old review here), whose favored ploy is inserting the word “reportedly” to allow Honegger to state whatever claim she thought would support whatever narrative she wanted to promote, e.g. people who “reportedly” admitted involvement in conspiracies on their deathbeds or “reportedly” met with each other under suspicious circumstances.

 

In more recent times, Honegger has mainly been known for her promotion of 9/11 trutherism, and she is, apparently, an invited member of something called Political Leaders for 9/11 Truth. In particular, Honegger has been concerned with the Pentagon attack (her “The Pentagon Attack Papers” were published as an appendix in Jim Marrs’ The Terror Conspiracy), claiming that the Pentagon was never hit by a passenger plane but was bombed by a military plane five minutes before the passenger plane apparently hit. Her case is based on a clock found at the Pentagon that had allegedly stopped five minutes before the attack and wild speculation (like suggesting that the original pilot on Flight 77 might have been an agent of the Cheney counterterrorism preparedness task force and therefore must have known about the plans for the attack all along). Apparently the Pentagon was bombed as a coverup of Donald Rumsfeld’s theft of $2.3 trillion to fund underground bases in Afghanistan.

 

But then, one should perhaps remember that Honegger can claim more resources for information than most, given her background in parapsychology and psychic phenomena like telepathy and psychokinesis – indeed, Honegger can claim a Masters Degree in Consciousness Studies/Experimental Parapsychology from John F. Kennedy University (that would be Loyd Auerbach’s institution), and she served as President of the Parapsychology Research Group (PRG) (apparently on the recommendation of Russell Targ) before joining Reagan. (Apparently, part of her research findings was that the human brain doesn’t have two halves; rather, all humans have two brains, a conclusion that, she laments, have failed to gain the attention of narrow-minded psychologists thinking with only one of the brains). She does claim to have possessed psychic abilities from a young age, and to have insights both into the Akashic Records (which are soon to be opened, something that will “connect The Earth to Mars”, whatever that means – Honegger has some connection to the website The Other Side of Midnight, a hub of the Mars pareidolia club that promotes various conspiracy theories about civilizations on Mars and suchlike) and former lives. In other words, the restrictions on what we ordinary mortals put on what counts as evidence do perhaps not apply to her.

 

Diagnosis: Apparently something of a trusted authority in various conspiracy theory circles, and as such clear testament to the standards for identifying authorities in such circles. Probably relatively harmless.  

#3042: Chuck Holton

Currently a war correspondent for Newsmax, author, and motivational speaker, who has previously travelled around as Fox News cameraman for all-purpose American hero Oliver North on his travels, Chuck Holton – who has also been a reporter for the Christian Broadcasting Network – is probably most famous for his long stint as an NRATV pundit until NRATV folded some years ago. As such, it is probably unnecessary to go into much detail, though there is a decent portrait of Holton (and colleagues like Grant Stinchfield) here.

 

Holton is concerned about the stuff you’d expect someone like him to be concerned about, such as (like Pete Hegseth) current crises of masculinity: According to Holton, it is “a huge problem in America” that “young men are being turned into second-rate women,” especially in “inner city” communities where they’re raised in “single parent households.” The main threat to America, however, comes from the left: Holton has compared liberals in America to ISIS because “they both hate America, they both say it’s a terrible place,” and “they both are for open borders” – it’s really hard to tell the difference – and to really see the dangers, you can just look to Europe, which is plagued by terrorist activity due to “the broader problem of multiculturalism and socialism” and to “gender-bending” (space unfortunately prevented him from detailing the mechanisms at work here, but we’re sure his audience doesn’t need him to). Holton was also a major promoter of the conspiracy theory that left-wing groups funded by George Soros and the Venezuelan government were trying “to influence the 2018 midterms by sending Honduran migrants north in the thousands.”

 

An illustrative example of Holton’s approach to things could perhaps be his hysterical alarmism about how an EMP attack on the US could cause people on food stamps to become cannibals (yes: in order to protect ourselves from the largely imaginary threat of large-scale EMP attacks, the first course of action should be to eliminate government assistance, for “when you have these sort of systemic issues in our government of nearly half of the people in the United States receiving some sort of subsidy from the government, imagine what happens when all the EBT cards start flashing zeroes”, says Holton). A perhaps more immediate threat is Black Lives Matter supporters, which, as Holton sees it, might be poised to commit mass rape and murder.

 

Diagnosis: It is worth noting that his Wikipedia article (as of 04.01.2026) is completely scrubbed of references to his work for the NRA; perhaps he is trying to rebuild a brand here? There is, in that case, unfortunately a lot of crazy baggage to get rid of.

 

#3041: Marjorie Holsten

Marjorie Holsten is a Minnesota-based lawyer, former delegate to the Republican National Convention and treasurer of the Education Liberty Watch, a wingnut organization fighting for promoting Christian nationalism in public schools, opposes that evolution be taught without presenting young-Earth creationism as a viable scientific alternative, promotes a science curriculum that denies the existence of global warming, and, perhaps more centrally, pushes parents’ rights to give their kids whatever education they want (or none) through homeschooling; the group is perhaps most famous for helping to launch the career of Michele Bachmann.

 

Although Holsten might not be a major figure on any kind of national stage, she did receive some attention back in 2016 for her argument that sex education is a conspiratorial plot to produce Democratic votes: “why would they teach such awful things to our children? If you go deep down and you connect those dots, you see that when children are desensitized to sexual things, that affects their ability at a later date to bond with a spouse. And so if you have somebody who can’t bond, they’re not going to have a stable marriage. When you have unstable, broken households, how do they vote? Democrat. So this has a very evil underlying intent.” Yes, there’s some serious dot-connecting there. Holsten did, grudgingly, admit that children have to learn a bit about how life works, but suggested showing them guinea pigs mating instead because “you really couldn’t see anything” and thus not learn anything anyways.

 

We don’t know what Holsten’s been up to since and can’t be bothered to do any serious investigation, but her organization is apparently still around.

 

Diagnosis: At least she takes a strong grassroots interest in children’s education. Unfortunately, she is rather typical of a large group of people who seem to have been doing just that in the US recently.

 

#3040: Timothy Charles Holmseth

Timothy Charles Holmseth is a former journalist – possibly ‘journalist’ – and current promoter of QAnon conspiracy theories who claims, for instance, to be the sole journalist authorized to represent the (fictitious) “Pentagon Pedophile Task Force”. On his website, you can find multiple ‘reports’ with titles like “WAR REPORT: PRESIDENT TRUMP SHINES WHITE HOT SPOTLIGHT on CIA EXPLOITATION of JESUS CHRIST (TRUMP SHOWS YOU THE CIA HOLLYWOOD PSYCHOLOGICAL OPERATION of PASSION of the CHRIST-SOUND of FREEDOM-THE RESURRECTION) [BOB UNANUE] [CHILDREN CHAINED NAKED to BEDS by NAVY SEALS]” or “SPECIAL NATIONAL SECURITY SERIES: JUDICIAL TERRORISM in AMERICA (THE EPSTEIN COUP) – HILLARY CLINTON TORTURE AND CANNIBALISM LAWSUIT U.S. COURT DOCUMENTS THAT WERE SUPRESSED BY BIG TECH HAVE GONE VIRAL!!!!!”, and we hope readers will excuse us for not bothering to wade through it all to look for some kind of thread in the incoherent hot mess of hysteria and paranoia that constitute Holmseth’s reports. The strands of standard QAnon mythology are at least readily apparent: Yes, there is a lot of Clinton Body Count stuff, and everyone Holmseth can think of (except, notably, Donald Trump), including fellow QAnon sympathizers like Alex Jones and Michael Flynn, are allegedly involved – it’s really a fine illustration of that sort of conspiratorial thinking where every piece of information, regardless of what it says or how it apparently contradicts anything Holmseth has said elsewhere, is interpreted as being evidence for an always expanding conspiracy that is simultaneously getting more and more desperate in its attempts to silence him through PSYOPs.

 

Holmseth is particularly famous for spreading false and insane claims of child abuse. In June 2020, Holmseth and the group calling themselves the Pentagon Pedophile Task Force (PPTF) – according to the febrile fantasy of Holmseth, the PPTF “was created through the Donald J. Trump White House, per Presidential Executive Order, and operates through United States Army Intelligence Support Activity”, but in reality it has, needless to say, no connection whatsoever to any US governmental agency – got some attention (went viral) for spreading false claims about tens of thousands of children being held hostage and tortured in New York City; according to Holmseth, some secret recent US military operation rescued 35,000 “malnourished, caged and tortured” children who were kept for the purpose of extracting adrenochrome from tunnels beneath Central Park and other unnamed U.S. cities. His reports even features audio clips of unidentified people claiming, without evidence, that they know medical workers who treated those children. The story contributed to the popularization of the hashtag #SaveTheChildren among QAnon dingbats. And of course, by co-opting a trademarked name for the child welfare organization Save the Children, conspiracy theorists made work dedicated to the actual welfare of children (rather than conspiratorial fiction) harder to accomplish, among other things by redirecting users who are searching for the child welfare group to abominable QAnon nonsense. Eventually, social media companies took action against the QAnon use of the hashtag, which predictably led the conspiracy theorists to conclude that those social media companies were part of the coverup. So it goes.

 

Holmseth’s delusions extends to his own person. According to himself, Holmseth is “a human trafficking victim of the State of Minnesota. Holmseth became a political prisoner after he was kidnapped by State of Minnesota four times. Holmseth was charged with publishing evidence and information about Jeffrey Epstein’s child procurement operation. Holmseth was locked in a private for-profit detention center and tortured by his captors.” In reality, Holmseth has been arrested multiple times and incarcerated for violating a lifelong restraining order after systematically failing to control himself from harassing his victims or posting threatening and defamatory commentary online. (According to himself, he has also later been kidnapped and imprisoned by deep state forces after uncovering baby sales arranged via Ukrainian Embassy in DC). And he has a long history of filing frivolous and nonsensical lawsuits against any and every state or federal institutions alleging … well, it’s rarely entirely clear neither to us nor to the courts (nor, we suspect, Holmseth himself, who evidently has a tenuous grasp of reality), but the lawsuits generally seem to have something to do with alleged international pedophile rings that he claims are behind his previous arrests.

 

Yes, it is very dumb. But Holmseth has, disconcertingly, been a major influence on more violent and materially dangerous segments of the QAnon community, such as Alpalus Slyman and Cynthia Abcug, and a quick check online reveals that he has a large number of fans among people with (usually) undiagnosed schizophrenia and bots.

 

Diagnosis: No, we can definitely not rule out that Timothy Charles Holmseth’s brand of lunacy is of the kind that we don’t generally like to cover in our Encyclopedia. Still, it is a mark of the times that he nonetheless has been able to achieve a remarkable level of influence. There is, apparently, lots of similar … thought patterns going around, and certainly not sufficient resources to meet everybody’s needs.

 

#3039: Heidi Hollis

Shadow people are supernatural beings that some people claim to see moving about in their peripheral vision. 

 

Such creatures are common in folklore and fiction, and some people apparently struggle to distinguish reality from horror-comedy fiction in a reliable way or to wrap their heads around the fact that the John Dies at the End book series is not a documentary, and believe that reality, too, is populated with such nonsense. That group of people – apparently “[m]any methamphetamine addicts report the appearance of ‘shadow people’ after prolonged periods of sleep deprivation” (S.T. Anderson, 2012), and such visions are commonly associated with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder – will sometimes refer the work of Heidi Hollis, who popularized the idea of shadow people on Coast to Coast AM in the early 2000s (she was a regular guest). Hollis’s work has also appeared in such highbrow venues as Alien Disclosure Files, History’s Greatest Mysteries, and Ancient Aliens, and she has apparently written a number of books based loosely on her own imagination (avoid them: the David Wong / Jason Pargin series is far more entertaining, colorful and educational). Hollis is also former host of Magick Mind Paranormal Research Radio and a frequent guest at various gatherings devoted to various brands of silliness.

 

Hollis currently runs a podcast, Dark Becomes Light, where you can learn about “Shadow People®, Hat Man® & the Alien War going on Now!” (yes, they’re trademarked while simultaneously supposed to refer to real entities – Hollis’s fans don’t think too closely about such issues, and Hollis herself has proudly labeled herself “The Woman Who Trademarked the Devil”); she is apparently also interested in “Bigfoot, Dogman, Holy Encounters, Near Death Experiences, Ghosts, Psychic Happenings, Ancient Mysteries, Reincarnation, etc.”

 

So who are these mysterious entities, the Shadow People and Hat Man? According to Hollis, “[b]are demonic. Shadow People® are dark beings who can shapeshift, aiming to blend with the night as they paralyze their victims. Hat Man® doesn’t always mind being seen and will step out from the shadows for you to get a good look. He wants you to revere him for being evil incarnate.” The solution, if you are troubled by him, is apparently to find Jesus. For legal reasons, her website features a Quack Miranda warning emphasizing that Hollis “is not a psychological therapist”, though we are somewhat worried about the people who managed to scroll down her website all the way to the disclosure without drawing that conclusion on their own.

 

Diagnosis: Stupidity is never as pathetic and ugly as when it’s combined with a grift, and Hollis’s grift is ugly: The last thing people who think they see ‘shadow people’ need, is a moron who tells them these shadow people are real. Hopefully (and not unlikely) most methamphetamine addicts suffering from prolonged sleep deprivation will be perfectly able to recognize Hollis’s silliness for what it is.