Shadow people are supernatural beings that some people claim to see moving about in their peripheral vision.
Such creatures are common in folklore and fiction, and some people apparently struggle to distinguish reality from horror-comedy fiction in a reliable way or to wrap their heads around the fact that the John Dies at the End book series is not a documentary, and believe that reality, too, is populated with such nonsense. That group of people – apparently “[m]any methamphetamine addicts report the appearance of ‘shadow people’ after prolonged periods of sleep deprivation” (S.T. Anderson, 2012), and such visions are commonly associated with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder – will sometimes refer the work of Heidi Hollis, who popularized the idea of shadow people on Coast to Coast AM in the early 2000s (she was a regular guest). Hollis’s work has also appeared in such highbrow venues as Alien Disclosure Files, History’s Greatest Mysteries, and Ancient Aliens, and she has apparently written a number of books based loosely on her own imagination (avoid them: the David Wong / Jason Pargin series is far more entertaining, colorful and educational). Hollis is also former host of Magick Mind Paranormal Research Radio and a frequent guest at various gatherings devoted to various brands of silliness.
Hollis currently runs a podcast, Dark Becomes Light, where you can learn about “Shadow People®, Hat Man® & the Alien War going on Now!” (yes, they’re trademarked while simultaneously supposed to refer to real entities – Hollis’s fans don’t think too closely about such issues, and Hollis herself has proudly labeled herself “The Woman Who Trademarked the Devil”); she is apparently also interested in “Bigfoot, Dogman, Holy Encounters, Near Death Experiences, Ghosts, Psychic Happenings, Ancient Mysteries, Reincarnation, etc.”
So who are these mysterious entities, the Shadow People and Hat Man? According to Hollis, “[b]are demonic. Shadow People® are dark beings who can shapeshift, aiming to blend with the night as they paralyze their victims. Hat Man® doesn’t always mind being seen and will step out from the shadows for you to get a good look. He wants you to revere him for being evil incarnate.” The solution, if you are troubled by him, is apparently to find Jesus. For legal reasons, her website features a Quack Miranda warning emphasizing that Hollis “is not a psychological therapist”, though we are somewhat worried about the people who managed to scroll down her website all the way to the disclosure without drawing that conclusion on their own.
Diagnosis: Stupidity is never as pathetic and ugly as when it’s combined with a grift, and Hollis’s grift is ugly: The last thing people who think they see ‘shadow people’ need, is a moron who tells them these shadow people are real. Hopefully (and not unlikely) most methamphetamine addicts suffering from prolonged sleep deprivation will be perfectly able to recognize Hollis’s silliness for what it is.


