Saturday, July 4, 2015

#1405: Michael Bradley

It’s become rare, but it still happens: Sometimes we come across something so perfectly, abysmally offensive to reason, truth, beauty, and humanity that it manages to take us aback. Such is the website of Michael Bradley. Bradley seems to fancy himself an expert on neanderthals, and has even written one or more self-published books on the topic. Basically, he thinks there are two types of human: the noble and handsome Cro Magnon people, and the short, stocky, hairy people with receding foreheads that arose in what he calls the “Toxic Lozenge”; the latter group, the Neanderthals – although “people deriving from this Toxic Lozenge in ancient times may not be exactly human and certainly seem to be incompatible with the values and attitudes of ‘ordinary humanity’” – being the ancestors of Jews and other Semitic people, who are characterized by crude and ugly appearances and inferior value systems.

What about the Neanderthal genome sequencing that showed that Europeans and Asians have an infusion of Neanderthal genes on the order of about 4%? Bradley has a different interpretation. Yes, 4 % of the human genome is Neanderthal. But 4 % of the human population is also roughly the population of the Middle East. “What if this Neanderthal DNA is concentrated in the Caucasus Middle East, where this 2010 study admits that Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons (or ‘Early Modern Humans’) met and interbred?” asks Bradley, and subsequently assumes that he has proven that the Neanderthal genes are concentrated in the Middle East, where people are ugly and responsible for all sorts of violence and degenerate cultural traits. “Basically, I estimate that about seventy percent of the present crisis on this planet can be fairly attributed to the machinations of Neanderthal-Semitic elements of the human population against the Cro-Magnon majority of the human population.”

And from there the conclusions just come rolling out: 9/11 was a Jewish plot, as is Obamacare and Hillary Rodham Clinton; and the Jews control Hollywood. In response, Bradley calls for all non-Semitic peoples of the world to unite “to severely limit Semitic activities before they put an end to us and everything else on the planet. I offer the following banner, emblem and symbol …” The symbol he offers is a swastika. And he suggests … Mel Gibson as the charismatic leader of the movement. And the war is of cosmic proportions, because there are UFOs and Roswell and Atlantis are involved. And so it goes.

Diagnosis: And yes, there is quite a number of these out there, which is both horrifying and fascinating.


  1. Ok, so this guy might actually be Canadian. Still.

  2. Well a pretty unique entry for the Encyclopedia.

  3. Well a pretty unique entry for the Encyclopedia.

  4. Well a pretty unique entry for the Encyclopedia.