Tuesday, September 22, 2015

#1468: Kim Clement


Kim Clement is a self-declared prophet who hosts a show on the Trinity Broadcasting Network, which he uses to broadcast … well, fundamentalist tripe. A good example is this rant (from February 2014) about how God is telling him that in the next week he will raise up a Godly man to “kill the giant of socialism” and “kill the giant of human secularism,” and battle Satan who is “doing everything in his power to put a witch in the White House.” In particular, Satan will “put a witch in the White House” who will advance the demonic spirit of “Jezebel,” and can only be stopped by a socialism-slaying politician. No, we have no idea whether these are the same prophecies or different ones or whatever. They nevertheless give you a fascinating glimpse of the mess that is the mind of Kim Clement.

Clement is also the President and CEO of Prophetic Image Expressions, and apparently “a singing prophet,” but we couldn’t really care to find out much more about that aspect of his mission. The website nibiruplanetx.info, however, claims that Clement is a false prophet because he has earlier admitted that he might be wrong about things, which apparently is a deadly sin and means you are in league with Satan to the contributors to a website named after Zechariah Sitchin’s Nibiru.

Diagnosis: Good, ol’-fashioned addle-brained fire-and-brimstone idiot. He seems to have an audience, but we doubt he’s creating many new converts for his battle against sanity.

4 comments:

  1. One of my favorite idiots to watch. Plays piano and does rambling 'readings' as his 'services.'

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  2. Prophet Climate the Most trusted name in Prophecy. He sees the invisible, he hears the inaudible, he deals with impossible he can read and see the future like.
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  3. JUST EXACTLY AQS DESSCRIBED IN SCRIPTURE.......WHAT A BOON TO PAUL AND JAN CROUCH WHO SOMEHOW RECEIVED APPROVAL FROM THE MOST HUGH TO A. BE A FAG ...NICE GOING PAUL YOU DOOFUS, B. F**k A VIRTUAL STABLE OF STRONG STOMACHED YOUNG STUDLY MEAT PUSHERS IN VIOLATION OF THE VERY GOSPEL (THEY ESPOUSED YET KEPT THEIR FINGERS CROSSED OVER).....OH...AND IGNORING AND PUNISHING THEIR PUBESCENT GRANDAUGHTERS FOR COPMING FORWARD OVER A RAPE PERPETRATED BY AN EMPLOYEE OF TBN.......THEY DID NOT REPRESENT GOD'S KINGDOM ON IT'S WAY VERY WELL........WHAT'S NEXT ANOTHER MILLION DOLLAR PLANE FOR KENNETH COPELAND ( NEVER LET HIM TOUCH OU CAUSE HE PUTS THE DEMONIC ENTITIES *IN* YOU.....OR MIKE MURDOCK WHO SAID JESUS AND GOSPEL ONCE IN A BROADCAST AND MY TV BLEW UP. RON PARSLEY CATERINBG TO THE NEGA INTELECTS OF COLUMBUS , OHIO ANND JOYCE MEER WHO CAN NO LONGER GIVE A KNOB JOB SINCE THEY TIGHTENED UP HER MOUTH THAT LAST TIME..MIKE MURDOCK? WATCH TREY SMOTH FOR THE REFORMED REPPENTANT HANGER-ON AND THIEF ( ONE TIME) WHO ROBBED HIS SAFE AND CARRIED IT TO MEXICO...COULDN;T HAVE A MESSY TRAIL OVER THAT NOW COULD WE?...WHEN THE LORD RETURNS WWILL HE FIND FAITH OR ABOMINATIONS ON TBN...PROBABLY THE LATTER.....FYI VIS-A-VIS LOONIES....( AND GRAFTERS AD PEOPLE WHO SHOULD SEEK PRE-MORTEM ASBESTOS IMPLANTS AND ASBESTOS RECTAL IMPLANTS)....MARANATHA FOR THOSE WISE ENOUGH TO ACCEPT ANND/OR SEEK IT...THESE FALSE BLASPHEMERS MAKE ME POOT VOLUMINOUSLY....

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