Monday, October 20, 2014

#1185: Matthew Stucky

“Brother” Matthew Stucky is a disciple of pastor Steven Anderson of Faithful Word Baptist Church of Mesa, AZ. But Brother Stucky deserves his own entry. To give you an idea, Stucky says that Santa Claus (which he spells “Clause”, presumably because he is a delusional moron) is satanic and is “corrupting people all over the world.” And the reindeer are all gay. “These 8 reindeer are supposed to be 8 MALE reindeer. Take a look at those names again. Male reindeer named Dancer, Prancer, Vixen & Cupid. I think from these names we know Vixen, Dancer, Prancer & Cupid are queer reindeer. Let’s go back to the story of Rudolph & I prove this is true. Rudolph gets shy around girls & his nose turns red. As a result, the other reindeer won’t let him play any reindeer games. That sounds sick, perverted & homosexual.” Yes, Stucky is serious. And no, I don’t know quite what to make of it. But at least Stucky knows what we should do: “According to the Bible homosexuality should be punishable by death. I would be overjoyed if every single queer in the entire world died today. The Bible makes it clear they are reprobates who are past the point of salvation. The Bible also makes it clear they are rapists & very wicked people. They have no chance to get saved and no saved person could ever become a queer. Therefore, I would be overjoyed if they all died tonight & our government would actually follow what the Bible states. The death penalty should be enacted for the queers.” That would take care of those reindeer, I suppose.

And just to quote the conclusion as well: “People are going to read this & say I’m crazy but hasn’t Hollywood always been trying to pump in homosexual themes into kids movies & cartoons. One of the teletubbies is gay. Bert & Ernie are gay. In Scooby Doo Greg is gay. Hollywood has always had agendas they are trying to push and one of those major agendas is homosexuality is ok. It’s no big deal. Another one they are trying to push is ‘It's ok for women to work.’ The truth is Santa Clause is being used by Satan to corrupt kids at a very young age.” I think the “but” in that passage is misleading, Matthew.

Anderson’s and Stucky’s group are sufficiently insane to even blacklist Jack Chick and Kirk Cameron as heretics.

Stucky also gave name to The Grackle’s Nest’s Matthew Stucky Award. Steven Anderson himself is a proud recipient.

Diagnosis: I have to admit a certain guilty pleasure when encountering someone who, after all these entries, still leaves me astounded. Stucky himself needs love, comfort and help, though.


  1. Don't you just wonder what makes someone see "gay" everywhere they look?

  2. Was Greg the invisible one on Scooby Doo?

  3. To be fair, "Santa" is an anagram for "Satan"...

  4. all sin is punishable by death. that's why Jesus Christ came to save the world.God does not like Judgementalism either.

  5. Gay reindeers in the service of Satan? What is next? Judgmental Baptist ministers seeing satanic sluts everywhere? Nah. That stretches the imagination far beyond the breaking point. But those gay reindeers certainly are cute.