Psychic pets are pets that some, uh, “researchers” claim are … psychic. They communicate using ESP. These
researchers generally know that the animals in question are psychic because the
researchers are now able to predict what the animal wishes in certain
situations (yeah, that’s pretty much it). Having lived with the animals for a
while has also provided plenty of … uh, “evidence” for the assessment. Bringing
up Clever Hans when commenting on these people’s abilities to critically assess evidence is
probably too charitable.
One of the most famous “psychic” pets is Oscar,
a cat who lives on the third floor of a Rhode Island nursing home. Dr. David
Dosa, a geriatrician there and an assistant professor of medicine at the Warren
Alpert Medical School of Brown University, claims that Oscar can tell when a
patient is about to die, since when a patient is about to die, Oscar curls up
next to that patient and leaves after the patient dies. Dosa has published an
article in the New England Journal of Medicine and even written a book about
Oscar. As Robert Carroll puts it,
“[n]obody doubts that Oscar curls up on the beds of patients and leaves when
they die. He also curls up on the beds of patients who don't die. He leaves
those beds, too.”
The book (German translation). |
During his research for the book, Dosa – rather predictably
– failed to make any records or apply any methods to control for bias;
instead, he relied on his memories of the events.
Nor did he control for any confounding factors (such as activity around the
beds of dying patients). In other words, the “research” was conducted precisely
the way all research “establishing” the psychic abilities of animals is
conducted. Dosa could report that Oscar had curled up to patients “50 times”, but provided no further information
about the patients and didn’t actually count the instances (he did admit that the cat didn’t always do this, but often). Why he chose to interpret Oscar as a
“gentle angel of death” rather than something more sinister is not clear either.
Of course, news outlets picked up the story en masse, followed
by a plethora of silly “natural explanations” for the correlation between the
cat’s behavior and patients’ deaths. Too few pointed out the obvious: Dr. Dosa
had given not a shred of evidence that a correlation existed in the first
place. (And if there were a
correlation, the obvious explanation would of course be that the cat was spreading
some kind of infection, a possibility that Dosa doesn’t consider.)
Dosa also made it to Renée Scheltema’s ridiculous Something Unknown is Doing We Don’t Know What (yes, note the What the Bleep do We Know inspiration),
a “spiritual journey into the science behind psychic phenomena,” with his cat
musings.
Diagnosis: Dosa makes it really, really hard for us to avoid
concluding that he is very much aware of the absence of any indication of
evidence for his claims. Out of generosity (if it is) we choose to conclude
that he is seriously deluded and utterly deficient in critical thinking skills.
Most of the information for this article is credited to the skepdic website.
OF COURSE cats are psycho...er...psychic. At least mine is. How else would he know to yowl to go out just as I sit down to eat?
ReplyDeleteMine waits until I need to pee before curling up in my lap, so, yeah... psychic.
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